Boss uses my personal Keurig in my office. PGP.

Leaving the office the same time people are leaving the bars. PGP.

Just got my first raise at work in almost 2 years. I’m still laughably underpaid. PGP.

My company is “encouraging” us to join the Workplace by Facebook and share our lives at work. PGP.

“You don’t look like the marrying type.” PGP.

Acid reflux. PGP.

Knowing you’re due for your annual act of mischief and debauchery but still dealing with the fallout from last years incident. PGP.

The hot girl at the gym said hi to me and it made my day. PGP.

Accidentally bought a jumbo pack of single ply toilet paper. PGP.

Getting dinged from your dream job in the final round. PGP.