Having Alexa set recurring 14-minute reminders to touch the keyboard to keep an ‘Active’ status in Skype Business while working from home.

Ending nearly half of all office communicator conversations with “and next time you can probably just Google this.”

Accidentally pressed Speak instead of Paste in Bumble during a conference call. Everyone heard my cheesy pickup line. Now it’s how all my coworkers begin conversations with me.

Being in the closet about still playing video games.

Not knowing what HQ Trivia and Fortnite are and having no desire to find out.

Taking a sick day when you aren’t sick to avoid your office full of coworkers who refuse to take a sick day when they are. PGP.

My stocks took a hit today. PGP.

I pay more on taxes than I did on tuition. PGP.

I deleted the Bumble app, but not my account six months ago. Today my girlfriend got a series of screenshots from her sister when she came across my profile. PGP.