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The thing is Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.
“Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”
…It’s been over a week and it’s only gaining momentum.
This is my canvas. I’ma paint it how I want it.
You don’t by chance work for the Emergency Alert Service in Hawaii do you?
Nobody cares that you listen to non-mainstream bands. Go back to what works for your audience…… C’mon man!
Wouldn’t it actually be Tuesday scaries? I write this on a Sunday so I empathize.
At least you have an office
PIVOT!
Nice humblebrag
No comment.
It’s obvious she already doesn’t like you. If she did she would have asked you about it first. Hard to make the relationship work when the family doesn’t support you. Trust me… I’m trying to date Will’s mom.