Optional always meaning mandatory. PGP.

Damn, I missed the sun again. PGP.

The coworker who sits between us got promoted, and now Steve won’t stop trying to talk to me. PGP.

Getting upset if you poop before you get to work. PGP.

It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.

I’m too new at this to be this tired of it already. PGP.

Please don’t hold the elevator. I’d rather wait than say “good morning.” PGP.

Got to work early today so I sat in my car until I was late. PGP.