I used the phrase “circle the wagons” today and I hate myself for it. PGP.

I’ve worn the same slacks every day this week. PGP.

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

Bottled wine taste, boxed wine budget. PGP.

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

Accidentally left my iPhone on “Do Not Disturb” all day. No one noticed including me. PGP

Forgot to wear a belt.

Wasted my whole lunch break because my boss forced to watch stupid YouTube videos I’ve already seen with him. PGP.

People are arguing in the office about who got more snow in their area. Arguing. About snow. PGP.

Being endorsed for relationship building on LinkedIn despite not being in a relationship.