Found out they’re moving me to Omaha. PGP.

Ate half a frozen pepperoni pizza for lunch with a side of ranch. Still not the lowest point of my day. PGP.

Netflix is my homepage. PGP.

Job hunting and apartment hunting at the same time. PGP.

I’m in an office wide Trivia Crack tournament. PGP.

Spent over five hours of company time playing Oregon Trail, making up for all the elementary school sessions that my teachers cut short. PGP.

First thing I do at work in the morning is countdown the hours until lunch. PGP.

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

I didn’t make a single call all last week and no one even said anything. PGP.

Not adding anyone as a friend on the Fitbit app because I don’t want my friends to see how big of a lazy piece of shit I am. PGP.