“If I’m not already out before 9 pm, I won’t be going out.” PGP

Got an email from Credit Karma wishing me a happy birthday. #PGP

Blowing your nose with paper towels. PGP.

Uninstalling an re-installing Tinder no longer gets around the likes limit.

Tomorrow is my last day, considering myself a free agent. PGP

Phoning it in today.

Fell for a Tinder bot…again. PGP.

Discovering not all office toilets are created equally