If you actually used at least 2 condoms at a time, it does check out that you have had multiple pregnancy scares. (but I assume you were not serious about that part)
Going is the right call here. If you think she could be someone to be serious with, the timeline of how quickly you meet her family doesn’t really matter imo.
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You might consider yourself good at “airporting” but clearly are awful at “fonting.” Don’t need a whole article in mostly italics.
Looks like you are getting pretty fast and loose with the term “monument” to describe that oddly shaped mirror.
If you actually used at least 2 condoms at a time, it does check out that you have had multiple pregnancy scares. (but I assume you were not serious about that part)
Came here to say there is no such thing as good St Louis style “pizza”
I judge people hard on the speed of their windshield wipers compared to the amount of rain falling.
As a Kansan, I am embarassed for my state. Seinfeld is amazing.
This is spot on. And I would argue that his cameo was not bad and did have a point.
A person playing themselves can absolutely be a cameo… not sure where you got your definition.
Clearly Will is just not good at horseshoes or cornhole.
And the difference between that bottle’s price at the store vs ridiculously marked up at the bar.
Only been to Publix on vacations to Florida… Since I had my first one, I now always hit up Publix for a sub whenever I’m back there.
Preach
Agree 100% and I know far more people from the KC area who have moved to Denver than any other city.
No shout out to Ultra sponsored athlete Brooks Koepka on winning the US Open?
Clearly you aren’t a Big Baller because those were not your splurge option for pool slides.
The Aeron Chair by Herman Miller is the GOAT
“Do I feel bad that I likely wrecked this dude’s entire world and existence? Honestly, kind of.”
Literally nothing to feel bad about here at all.
Going is the right call here. If you think she could be someone to be serious with, the timeline of how quickly you meet her family doesn’t really matter imo.
I always thought the ridiculous nature of the lyrics was half of what made it so lovable in the first place.
Why were you at a birthday party where you knew no one?