It's not alcoholism if you have a job.
Probably the whitest guy you'll meet who speaks Spanish.
Will in all likelihoodend end up livng in Colombia, not necessarily for the reason you think.
So you didn’t go to the Catalina Wine Mixer? I’m legitimately bummed I couldn’t make it (see the Water Cooler) and want to know if I missed out on anything.
Also, and I say this with the utmost respect, the new layout is atrocious. I only have a limited time to screw around at work, and I can’t waste any extra clicks trying to get to the Wall.
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I bet this article would’ve been awful if it was written by anyone else.
My only requirement for my future wedding is an open bar. Literally nothing else matters after that.
I can’t help but feel I’m going to be incredibly disappointed by this movie.
I’m going to a Friendsgiving dinner and I couldn’t be more excited.
Could it be both?
Brian 🙁
Fun fact: Mountain Dew was originally designed because two bottlers didn’t have access to any sort of soda to pair with their whiskey.
Brian used to write these 🙁
Get with the program, man.
Probably hanging out with Brian on the boat they bought together.
It’s called the Quiet Woman. Show some respect.
There is nothing I’m more proud of than my 5/5 rating.
I am in no way capable of taking care of a child, and it’s irresponsible of you to tell me otherwise.
You got a good grade in your university-mandated literature class, didn’t you?
Google doctvcasting@gmail.com. Weird as hell.
So you didn’t go to the Catalina Wine Mixer? I’m legitimately bummed I couldn’t make it (see the Water Cooler) and want to know if I missed out on anything.
Also, and I say this with the utmost respect, the new layout is atrocious. I only have a limited time to screw around at work, and I can’t waste any extra clicks trying to get to the Wall.
I actually live close by and am considering going. Any info on boat tickets?
Smh Boone, smh.
Brian used to write these 🙁
Your boss sounds wild.