Still sore from laser tag yesterday. PGP
Some people find God after a violent right hook to the sternum.
I like to pretend that the super hot bank teller is flirting with me, but deep down I know she’s just really nice to everyone. PGP.
I listened to “Dust in the Wind” twice in a row on my way to work this morning. PGP.
Hangover toilet nap violently interrupted by someone else’s diarrhea. PGP.
Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.