Me and my boss have matched two days in a row. PGP.

I’m not allowed to wear headphones at work. PGP.

“We’ve reviewed your application and…” No, you haven’t. PGP.

Never in my life needed TUMS until today. PGP.

I use the Grandex podcasts to keep my days straight. PGP.

“Your password is about to expire.” PGP.

Putting in your two weeks notice and loving every second of it. PGP.

Pepto Bismol as a chaser. PGP.

A guy ran into my car while I was listening to Touching Base on my way in, and I missed all the donuts at work. PGP.