Looking at every retirement party as you being one step closer to the top. PGP
How does one find these “work wives”? PGP.
The 2 o’clock “I fucking hate this place” sigh
My paycheck Friday is already spoken for.
I called in sick for being too sunburned. PGP
Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet
I’ve completely run out of ways to waste time at work. PGP
Let’s all run to the window because we’ve never seen rain before. PGP.
Praying for the email from management that says wrap things up and start the holiday weekend early. PGP.