The “Back to College” Snapchat is going to lead to my death. PGP.

I forgot my call phone today. Goodbye world. PGP.

I’m really starting to like talk radio. PGP

I only own two pairs of work pants that I rotate every other week. PGP.

Today, LinkedIn asked me how I know my father.

“Hey there! Looks like we are on the same bathroom schedule!” PGP.

I took today off of work to relax and catch up on sleep. I forgot to turn my alarm off