In the car by myself I audibly cheered because the good parking spot was open.

Either join a gym or attend AA. Those are my options right now.

Regretting every single time you decided not to go out in college.PGP.

Emailed myself so I wouldn’t have to use a flash drive. Forgot the attachment. PGP.

“Come see me Monday morning, we need to talk” – things my boss texts me at 11:45pm on a Sunday night.