Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.

Turning off your phone’s WiFi before opening a questionable website. PGP

Educating the youngsters in the office to never forget about Dre.

“I just wanted to give you a quick update…”

I just realized that my job makes me go through the 5 stages of grief…every single day. PGP

Deleting all browsing history, every day. PGPM.

The receptionist quit so they forwarded the reception line to my desk. PGP

Making a dentist appointment for 730 am because you already used up your PTO on stupid shit… PGP

that 2 o’clock feeling where you want to go home. PGP

The Sunday Scaries last until Friday afternoon these days. PGP.