My tuition costs were higher than my current salary. PGP.

29 hours till Happy Hour. 88 hours till Game of Thrones. 3055 hours till College Football. PGP.

I think my friends intentionally decide to get married during football season just to spite me.

I’m so hungover. PGP

Some people prefer raw juice cleanses…I prefer bud light cleanses.

Aimlessly staring at my monitors. PGP.

“What are you doing for lunch today?” PGP.

Everyone is headed back to school and I’m just sitting at my desk. PGP

Leaving your debit card at the bar. PGP.

Best friend’s wedding this weekend is (supposed to be) completely dry.