So buddy, there’s this app, it’s called tinder… if you have half a personality it works kind of like the false promises in a bowflex commercial. “Lose weight, build muscle and increase energy in 20 minutes a day, 3 times a week! Satisfaction Guaranteed.” — only it’s for sex, and actually works. You don’t have to wait for the “third” date either if you have game and a bit of scratch (pro-tip: Hockey games work 100% of the time, every time).
Fuck these assholes. There is no practical reason to run a marathon. Stay in shape, yes, torture your body, no. I draw the line at 10k, and I even ran cross country.
This just got real. Anyways, you couldn’t be more wrong. You’re thinking of some socially bankrupt individual playing World of Warcraft in their basement in lieu of living in the real world — that’s called being a loser, just like the kid smoking pot all day working at starbucks, but in a different way. ‘Nerds,’ and I suppose I would be one, often have a dichotomy of interests, for example: I love old school video games (nerdy), majored in electrical engineering so I could afford nice shit like a boat (super nerdy), watch shitty sci-fi movies (Thankskilling anyone? super nerdy), and work with a bunch of other nerds; however, I also drank my weight in booze every other night at parties like everyone else, worked on a farm, own more than a couple guns, shoot animals with them and then BBQ bambi’s mom and daddy up real nice, break and then fix my jeep, and I’m not sure what qualifies as ‘dressing like a dickhead,’ but I’d venture to guess it’d be the guy wearing a pink polo or tapout shirt and not this awesomeness
The other ‘nerds’ I work with are into things like surfing, skiing, gambling, racing their cars at the track, whiskey, etc., they’re just also ridiculously smart. I can’t see any reason why a girl wouldn’t want to date one, unfortunately for them, awesome nerds are not going to settle for a girl that isn’t equally intelligent in her own right.
Politics not aside, I still can’t believe the morons of this country voted for a cat herder over a successful businessman.
What I think our lord and savior Obama did during “community organizing:” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SmgLtg1Izw
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Probably the best thing I’ve read on here, Friday now feels like a success even though I’ve done nothing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF_McaGy1HE
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So buddy, there’s this app, it’s called tinder… if you have half a personality it works kind of like the false promises in a bowflex commercial. “Lose weight, build muscle and increase energy in 20 minutes a day, 3 times a week! Satisfaction Guaranteed.” — only it’s for sex, and actually works. You don’t have to wait for the “third” date either if you have game and a bit of scratch (pro-tip: Hockey games work 100% of the time, every time).
Fuck these assholes. There is no practical reason to run a marathon. Stay in shape, yes, torture your body, no. I draw the line at 10k, and I even ran cross country.
Is that you, Bubba?
“as the girl holds her left palm three inches in front of her left shoulder (which I know you all just did)”
WIZARD
This just got real. Anyways, you couldn’t be more wrong. You’re thinking of some socially bankrupt individual playing World of Warcraft in their basement in lieu of living in the real world — that’s called being a loser, just like the kid smoking pot all day working at starbucks, but in a different way. ‘Nerds,’ and I suppose I would be one, often have a dichotomy of interests, for example: I love old school video games (nerdy), majored in electrical engineering so I could afford nice shit like a boat (super nerdy), watch shitty sci-fi movies (Thankskilling anyone? super nerdy), and work with a bunch of other nerds; however, I also drank my weight in booze every other night at parties like everyone else, worked on a farm, own more than a couple guns, shoot animals with them and then BBQ bambi’s mom and daddy up real nice, break and then fix my jeep, and I’m not sure what qualifies as ‘dressing like a dickhead,’ but I’d venture to guess it’d be the guy wearing a pink polo or tapout shirt and not this awesomeness
The other ‘nerds’ I work with are into things like surfing, skiing, gambling, racing their cars at the track, whiskey, etc., they’re just also ridiculously smart. I can’t see any reason why a girl wouldn’t want to date one, unfortunately for them, awesome nerds are not going to settle for a girl that isn’t equally intelligent in her own right.
I aim to please.
Were you ever in any doubt?
One word: Brutal.
That piss plant looks really sad.
It’s all fun and games until she gets bored of her pet nerd, and he ends up like this:
Why are women so bad at math? Repeat algebra 1, seriously?
Deal, please don’t tell me we have to fill them all with children though.
The fact you know this oddly increases my desire for you.
Anne, if you’re willing to allow me a dedicated Lego room in our 5 bedroom house purchased with my IPO money, call me.
Hashtag lost cause.
Politics not aside, I still can’t believe the morons of this country voted for a cat herder over a successful businessman.
What I think our lord and savior Obama did during “community organizing:” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SmgLtg1Izw
Marriage for Mormons = the 3rd date.