The problem with the dessert menu isn’t that I’m full, but it doesn’t have anything on it that I feel like eating. If mashed potatoes and gravy was on the dessert menu I’d order it every time, but nah, it’s chocolate cake or whatever.
real Donald Trump was on his way home after work where he spent countless hours trying to be funny, like the other Donald Trump account, but it never materialized.
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Keeping a 10 year old German car on the road outside of warranty is the ultimate flaunting of wealth.
It’s just Pit, like an armpit, peach pit, or really any other kind of pit that stinks and isn’t worth your time.
They’re not on the dessert menu. I want them to be, don’t be such a simpleton.
The problem with the dessert menu isn’t that I’m full, but it doesn’t have anything on it that I feel like eating. If mashed potatoes and gravy was on the dessert menu I’d order it every time, but nah, it’s chocolate cake or whatever.
You go-to the beach when it’s raining?
A Cougar, after it lost it’s edge.
You also watch NASCAR, drink PBR, and probably have an above ground pool, just about anything would make you laugh.
real Donald Trump was on his way home after work where he spent countless hours trying to be funny, like the other Donald Trump account, but it never materialized.
They’re made in China, much like the $1,000 drone you bought, only a lot cheaper.
Pittsburgh might be worse than Duda, close though.
Slow weekend? The movie date thing happened last week, boss.
I can’t believe you don’t want to do your part in Making America Great Again!
Pittsburgh sucks.
Well, here’s to you not getting run over, yet.
Lies, any hour with girl is a sad hour.
Whataburger tastes better while listening to country music in a truck.
You’re not living the Ultra Life if you’re using these peasant dryers. Fresh towel only.
Yes, yes, yes, good luck.
We’ve all been to college. So unless you killed a Dolphin, I’m probably not going to be impressed.