Ever growing job duties, ever stagnant pay.

My current age is often referred to as a professional athlete’s prime. I break a sweat walking to my car after work. PGP

Those people on the technical school commercials look more happy and successful than me. PGP.

I didn’t drink at all yesterday. This morning I feel like a million bucks, that I’ll probably never have. PGP.

Still hear the geico humpday phrase every wednesday. PGP

Job hunting and apartment hunting at the same time. PGP.

I like to pretend that the super hot bank teller is flirting with me, but deep down I know she’s just really nice to everyone. PGP.

99% of my work is done in 5 minute bursts. PGP.

My company not having its shit together is the only thing keeping me from being fired. PGP.