Assuming the soap is liquid (if you’re using bar soap in the office I assume you’ll be ground zero for the zombie apocalypse), I put it on first, then wet my hands and get it sudsy. Come at me
Does that number account for inflation? The purchasing power of that $1,000 won’t be the same in 20 plus years, probably better to take 7 mil and invest it yourself.
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I think I understood everything but “ano.” Anyone know what that means?
She had tongue piercing in 7th grade…Dad gives zero fucks
Todd’s future after dating this girl
He’s on Bumble, so it’s pretty much a given right?
Assuming the soap is liquid (if you’re using bar soap in the office I assume you’ll be ground zero for the zombie apocalypse), I put it on first, then wet my hands and get it sudsy. Come at me
Username checks out.
Literally dodged a bullet there.
The metaphor doesn’t even make sense because thermostats also function as a thermometers.
Subtle humble brag. I dig it
You jack it to Land Rovers?
Typos. PGP
Future article?
No phone password. C’mon man, that’s a rookie mistake.
Unfortunately for him Jesus never learned how to turn hate into chill.
Does that number account for inflation? The purchasing power of that $1,000 won’t be the same in 20 plus years, probably better to take 7 mil and invest it yourself.
Child-endangerment, day-drinking, and drunk driving? I should’ve had a kid years ago.
Mrs. Incredible is a babe, so this checks out.
I dont hate it, but come on man. Instagram’s all about stalking the unobtainable.
Don’t tease me with Brittni and not provide the details.
Not sure what the takeaway here is supposed to be. PGP?