I recall reading a study that showed that people who move in together before marriage are more likely to get divorced. I think the theory was that people who move in together tend to have problems and think moving in will solve them. Sorta like the whole having a baby to fix a boring marriage thing.
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Even the hoes can’t spare any love
The butt crack is nature’s pocket
“Sorry guys can’t come out for drinks…How ’bout an R-rated movie instead?”
“Just moved here from FL cause I’m an Animorph on the run from the Yeerks.”
*a flat circle
Time is flat circle or whatever
If you’re putting ketchup on anything that isn’t fried I assume you’re a child or have a terrible palate.
“No we won’t forgive your students loans. For your sake we hope you pay on time”
That’s not how money works.
People still give birthday gifts to non-family members/significant others?
“I respect your positive Outlook”
I dunno, I’m not sure the returns are there
I think that describes everything she does.
I recall reading a study that showed that people who move in together before marriage are more likely to get divorced. I think the theory was that people who move in together tend to have problems and think moving in will solve them. Sorta like the whole having a baby to fix a boring marriage thing.
You forgot pizza and dogs.
Key word: Buckhead
Nah, people have always been like this, there just wasn’t a way to broadcast your butt-hurt to the world easily.
How did you even get far enough to make this comment?
What a compliment
So, Todd’s just wondering when the cake will be served.