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He’s writing this all on his iPhone, he’s too cool to have a computer with a disk drive.
Don’t Hey! or Good Morning! or Good Afternoon! or Hey Han Solo or any emoji
Just get a kegerator.
You better not be hating on Katy Trail Ice House there, their cheese fries are the shit, especially if you get brisket on top.
That was poetic
I’m going to start taking a 20 minute bathroom break before and after lunch, right before 5 and right before work.
Lyft on NYE, Uber on every other night. I had a 200% price increase on lyft when I left at 2 AM.
Favorite drinking song?
Fuck you and your cliffhangers
Not to promote the company that supplies approximately half my wardrobe, but J. Crew has a solid guide on how to tie a bowtie. https://www.jcrew.com/AST/Navigation/tieabowtie.jsp
Because he’s drunk and is thinking with his penis
These girls might be the most 2 dimensional girls that have ever graced this planet.
I’ll start watching again once something is done regarding Hardy
Time to stock up
The life and times of waffles and plaid; yes I know guac is extra. This implies I’m putting guac on waffles. I think I’ve discovered the newest and trendiest food item.
I’m more interested in this date party at Kroger.
Where the hell do frappuccinos fall?
“You know you need me, I’m the only one who will ever love you” sounds exactly like something my ex would say/has said.
It’s the dutch Star Wars, filled with beer and stormtroopers in lederhosen like this http://s3-media3.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/odi7tzYXp_OZBOyISb4rJQ/o.jpg