As a baylor fan, I will fully embrace this could be the last good season for at least a decade, I will be that guy at the bar/tailgate/stadium every single week this year.
Fake, knew her in college, lets just say freshman year and sophomore year were very different. But props to that Dr. probably the best job I have ever seen
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Just pay your CC balence every Tuesday during your morning coffee at work (NOT Monday, no one needs that weekend bar tab reality check on Monday)
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She definitely went almond milk
*It’s only creepy if she doesn’t find you attractive
-Fixed it for you
Company wide blackout would be a great band name
jesus reading the description of your “relationship” made me stomach turn
Agreed, just stupid looking
I’ve never been a bully in my life, but I have an intense urge to punch Little Tooth McGee every second he gets air time
this poetic put down was not what I was expecting from someone with your username
And we are most likely the ones who will still answer emails while on vacation as well
Nothing smells worse than desperation. True in so many aspects of life
“multi-player orgasm” – you sir win the internet for the day
Fantastic analysis Mel
Genuinely curious where the older generation got the notion that everything should be abbreviated. My mom and grandparents are the exact same way.
Laptop gun turret, and launching nades with the Dragon for days
As a baylor fan, I will fully embrace this could be the last good season for at least a decade, I will be that guy at the bar/tailgate/stadium every single week this year.
Your username and twitter handle make this article all the better
I’m the Kirk Cousins of sex
Sup?
Fake, knew her in college, lets just say freshman year and sophomore year were very different. But props to that Dr. probably the best job I have ever seen