Wearing the same pair of jeans to work for the third day in a row. PGP.

I’m driving 40 miles each way to a job I hate. PGP.

Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.

I spent a total of about 53 seconds outside today. PGP.

May 5th used to be about tequila and day drinking. Now it just means four more days till Friday. PGP.

A tube strike is London’s version of a snow day. Except you’re still expected to come to work. And it takes you twice as long to get there. And people are more depressed than usual. PGP.

The copier feeds off of toner and fear. PGP.

The looks of pity you get when someone catches you making a PB&J in the kitchen. PGP.