1: “I work an 8-5.” 2: “You mean 9-5?” 1: “No. That’s a figment of your young imagination.” PGP.

To your point, I want to point out that the point of this meeting is to point out things are to your point. PGP.

Walked a 5K. PGP.

Drinking responsibly. PGP.

The same two girls in every pic on Tinder. WHICH ONE ARE YOU? PGP.

Nothing makes me feel more like an adult than shopping in the produce section at the grocery store. PGP.

Boss: “My sound isn’t working.” Me: “Did you check the mute button?” PGP.