Former dumb college jock from SoCal turned aerospace executive dwelling in the Wang of America (Florida).
Lover of air conditioning, booze, golf and other stuff.
I thoroughly enjoyed how Le Chad was legitimately mad this likely ruined his chances at being the next Bachelor. Especially with the “What am I going to do now?” self pity bombs he was dropping in the car in between smashing some more protein.
I guess the “Luxury Real Estate” game in Tulsa has been a tad dry lately…?
Had that happen to one of my good buddies in Vegas. What made it even worse was that none of the guys in the bachelor party knew of this arrangement until check in at hotel, went to the pool and “puff”, 10 familiar girls magically appeared.
I flew in from the East Coast and got there last. When I landed, I had like 20 VM’s from everyone basically telling me to hop back on the plane and head home bc the weekend was going to suck.
Reminds me of the time I took a girl on a work trip with me. She went to the bathroom, I went in like 30 minutes later and saw a little stain at the bottom of the bowl. “Stained” my impression of one of the hottest girls I ever got with.
Double standard? Yup. Can’t wait for marriage. Should be interesting to see if my feelings change over time.
Please tell me you will be providing incredible content and commentary relative to Bachelor In Paradise as well? We can’t go 9 months without this type of in-depth analysis… Plus any chance to read about my Spirit Animal, Le Chad, instead of working is always welcomed.
Not surprising. You know this family is a bunch of try hards when JoJo rolls into their slam pad during Hometowns and the dad announces himself as “Coach Hayes.”
Cracks beer, saunters into shitty van and then asks, “Is this my Fantasy Suite?” Dude’s got jokes even after getting junk punched on National TV. Respect.
You make a valid point… But I still blame my buddy’s wife. She booked Spirit without our consent. Though she certainly received our feedback after the experience.
Flew on Spirit once (A buddy’s wife booked it for 4 dudes going to a Bach Party). She thought it sounded like a good deal. Then we got to the airport, $30 bucks a bag. $20 just to register your seat and not get in the middle. Get on the plane, $5 bucks for a bag of peanuts. Like $8 for drinks (I’m talking just like a Diet Coke). Think they even charged for blankets. I was half surprised they didn’t charge me for wanting to take a leak. By the time we got home just about doubled the cost of the flight with all the stupid crap I bought along the way. Never again.
Still haven’t paid her back. It’s only been two years…
This. As a Delta Diamond Medallion guy, the perks are awesome when you have status (Aside from getting rocked on every flight for free). Even on the rare chance I am not upgraded to First Class, still get upgraded to Delta Comfort seats (Still free drinks there, too). Earlier this year Delta somehow messed up and stuck me in a middle seat in coach, I didn’t really mind as it was a short trip. Three days later I saw an email from Delta as they apologized profusely for putting someone of such “status” in the middle and gave me 10,000 miles for my trouble.
As a guy who literally lives for flier miles to keep my status, and hotel points, it’s tiny crap like that that keeps you bringing back that business. Plus, I like to get drunk for free…
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Read the first three letters of the title. Got excited. Then read the rest of the headline. Wasn’t as excited.
Didn’t his Mom even get quoted telling all the girls that he was only interested in smashing and nothing more?
I thoroughly enjoyed how Le Chad was legitimately mad this likely ruined his chances at being the next Bachelor. Especially with the “What am I going to do now?” self pity bombs he was dropping in the car in between smashing some more protein.
I guess the “Luxury Real Estate” game in Tulsa has been a tad dry lately…?
Had that happen to one of my good buddies in Vegas. What made it even worse was that none of the guys in the bachelor party knew of this arrangement until check in at hotel, went to the pool and “puff”, 10 familiar girls magically appeared.
I flew in from the East Coast and got there last. When I landed, I had like 20 VM’s from everyone basically telling me to hop back on the plane and head home bc the weekend was going to suck.
Wish I had listened, they were right.
Reminds me of the time I took a girl on a work trip with me. She went to the bathroom, I went in like 30 minutes later and saw a little stain at the bottom of the bowl. “Stained” my impression of one of the hottest girls I ever got with.
Double standard? Yup. Can’t wait for marriage. Should be interesting to see if my feelings change over time.
Bite your tongue! This crap is like television cocaine. It’s so bad for you, yet so good as well.
Please tell me you will be providing incredible content and commentary relative to Bachelor In Paradise as well? We can’t go 9 months without this type of in-depth analysis… Plus any chance to read about my Spirit Animal, Le Chad, instead of working is always welcomed.
Not surprising. You know this family is a bunch of try hards when JoJo rolls into their slam pad during Hometowns and the dad announces himself as “Coach Hayes.”
Face, meet palm.
Cracks beer, saunters into shitty van and then asks, “Is this my Fantasy Suite?” Dude’s got jokes even after getting junk punched on National TV. Respect.
Read hookers and cocaine, didn’t need to read anything else. That would “fire” me up on life as well.
As if our country wasn’t screwed enough with Pokemon Go, we would absolutely be dumb enough to elect a 26 year old reality TV “star” to congress.
The last one in the yoga pants… Ultimate money shot.
But yea, would.
Isn’t that why golf has cart girls…?
You make a valid point… But I still blame my buddy’s wife. She booked Spirit without our consent. Though she certainly received our feedback after the experience.
Flew on Spirit once (A buddy’s wife booked it for 4 dudes going to a Bach Party). She thought it sounded like a good deal. Then we got to the airport, $30 bucks a bag. $20 just to register your seat and not get in the middle. Get on the plane, $5 bucks for a bag of peanuts. Like $8 for drinks (I’m talking just like a Diet Coke). Think they even charged for blankets. I was half surprised they didn’t charge me for wanting to take a leak. By the time we got home just about doubled the cost of the flight with all the stupid crap I bought along the way. Never again.
Still haven’t paid her back. It’s only been two years…
This. As a Delta Diamond Medallion guy, the perks are awesome when you have status (Aside from getting rocked on every flight for free). Even on the rare chance I am not upgraded to First Class, still get upgraded to Delta Comfort seats (Still free drinks there, too). Earlier this year Delta somehow messed up and stuck me in a middle seat in coach, I didn’t really mind as it was a short trip. Three days later I saw an email from Delta as they apologized profusely for putting someone of such “status” in the middle and gave me 10,000 miles for my trouble.
As a guy who literally lives for flier miles to keep my status, and hotel points, it’s tiny crap like that that keeps you bringing back that business. Plus, I like to get drunk for free…