Former dumb college jock from SoCal turned aerospace executive dwelling in the Wang of America (Florida).
Lover of air conditioning, booze, golf and other stuff.
We all have assholes in the office that aren’t self-aware and don’t realize we aren’t really listening to them while they keep going on and on about nonsensical bullshit. One of the many joys of the workplace.
As the PR guy, I look at it as my role within our organization to constantly bring cheer and happiness to my co-workers… So I gladly embrace my role as the “meme guy”. At this point, it is commonly expected (And endorsed by HR) that I will send some random note about the progress we are making, accompanied with a playful meme.
Every company needs a meme guy. Because not all heroes wear capes.
Can confirm, as I am typically the “out-of-towner”. No one ever wants to talk to me unless I’m in a group with my friend already 🙁 But hey, sometimes there is free booze involved, so there’s that?
Maybe I’m a dick, but most bachelor parties I am a part of, the dudes who care far more about what happens are the other guys. So long as the groom is hammered, he’s just along for the ride.
I’d bite on “Just a Bunch of Dudes” – Getting drunk while watching dudes getting drunk while the two married guys live vicariously through the single dudes on the prowl, looking for strippers, cocaine and some strange, all while pretending they enjoy their present situation and talking about the joys of marriage and family life.
Sounds like a solid watch. Or my normal weekend. Either way, I’m in.
When I saw the beginning of this sentence: “Sometimes I’ll whip out the…” I thought it was going in an entirely different direction than “bass”. My bad.
Oh, I had every notion that they were “freshening up.” I just didn’t wasn’t mentally prepared for the visual along the way… Apparently life comes at you fast.
Had a real tough time reading the rest of this after mentally picturing the various women I’ve had excuse themselves to my bathroom prior to sexy time, only to know that each and every one of them was washing their vaginas in my sink.
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Agreed. It’s a country club… By its very nature it isn’t supposed to be inclusive. It’s supposed to be exclusive. Bad take.
But I can also tell you this… If you have the means, they aren’t going to turn you away, regardless of race, gender, or religion…
Congrats on the sex.
We all have assholes in the office that aren’t self-aware and don’t realize we aren’t really listening to them while they keep going on and on about nonsensical bullshit. One of the many joys of the workplace.
Also, what did you shoot?
If you can’t get down with Gizmo, then you don’t deserve to get down.
Grammatical edits during sexting doesn’t make you intellectually superior… It makes you an asshole.
Solid humble brag about being on a cruise while the rest of us are sorting through weekend hangovers at our desks…
Dibs?
But what about the the dick “illustrations”? Was that part of his childhood too?
Such a great flick. So many one-liners. Might have to watch it this weekend again to be nostalgic.
Haters gonna hate
As the PR guy, I look at it as my role within our organization to constantly bring cheer and happiness to my co-workers… So I gladly embrace my role as the “meme guy”. At this point, it is commonly expected (And endorsed by HR) that I will send some random note about the progress we are making, accompanied with a playful meme.
Every company needs a meme guy. Because not all heroes wear capes.
She became the school punch hole. Sadly, I never even got to partake in the festivities that so many others would. Oh young love…
I actually love the fact that they aren’t ignoring the temporary shut down, but are embracing it and making it a main part of the show.
Giving the people what they want.
Can confirm, as I am typically the “out-of-towner”. No one ever wants to talk to me unless I’m in a group with my friend already 🙁 But hey, sometimes there is free booze involved, so there’s that?
Maybe I’m a dick, but most bachelor parties I am a part of, the dudes who care far more about what happens are the other guys. So long as the groom is hammered, he’s just along for the ride.
Since when are Bachelor parties ever about the groom…? Solid list though.
I’d bite on “Just a Bunch of Dudes” – Getting drunk while watching dudes getting drunk while the two married guys live vicariously through the single dudes on the prowl, looking for strippers, cocaine and some strange, all while pretending they enjoy their present situation and talking about the joys of marriage and family life.
Sounds like a solid watch. Or my normal weekend. Either way, I’m in.
When I saw the beginning of this sentence: “Sometimes I’ll whip out the…” I thought it was going in an entirely different direction than “bass”. My bad.
Oh, I had every notion that they were “freshening up.” I just didn’t wasn’t mentally prepared for the visual along the way… Apparently life comes at you fast.
Had a real tough time reading the rest of this after mentally picturing the various women I’ve had excuse themselves to my bathroom prior to sexy time, only to know that each and every one of them was washing their vaginas in my sink.
Thanks for that…
Cocaine is a helluva drug…