One of the last remaining tech support pro's who have yet to be outsourced. My parents think I "replace keyboards" for a living. Ask me what I hit at the club last weekend, then add 10 strokes.
I’m a guilty 1 living with a 2B, and I thought to myself for a second, that would be a pretty funny sitcom…then I realized that’s 2 and a Half Men in a nutshell.
Business/Information Systems
Expectation: Combining your keen sense of business and ability to program/code to be the next guy who gets offered $3bil from Facebook for their app
Reality: Help Desk support
The first time I met a serious girlfriend’s family was over a three-day weekend, which meant no dip, no cigs, nothing.. By Sunday morning, my nicotine cravings were so intense, I was shaking like Dicky Eklund in prison. I faked a phone call from work, walked a mile each way down to a 7-Eleven to get a can of Grizzly Mint (which I hate), and sat in the bathroom for 20 minutes with a horseshoe only a Clydesdale could appreciate.
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Total Donnie Azoff Move.
I’m a guilty 1 living with a 2B, and I thought to myself for a second, that would be a pretty funny sitcom…then I realized that’s 2 and a Half Men in a nutshell.
The latest from the “Gil Humplestead: Weekend Warrior” line…
7. Human babies
Business/Information Systems
Expectation: Combining your keen sense of business and ability to program/code to be the next guy who gets offered $3bil from Facebook for their app
Reality: Help Desk support
Windows button + Down Arrow, twice.
I’ve been nuking Spicy Jalapeno Bean & Cheese Chimichanga (frozen) for about a week now.
I really liked you up until #19.
Namedroppers…
Nothing recoups the corporate morale like knowing the Biebs makes my annual gross every 7 hours.
6’5″ here – you’d be surprised, especially depending if her height is in her legs or her torso.
The first time I met a serious girlfriend’s family was over a three-day weekend, which meant no dip, no cigs, nothing.. By Sunday morning, my nicotine cravings were so intense, I was shaking like Dicky Eklund in prison. I faked a phone call from work, walked a mile each way down to a 7-Eleven to get a can of Grizzly Mint (which I hate), and sat in the bathroom for 20 minutes with a horseshoe only a Clydesdale could appreciate.
Never again.
#4 could be the most inexpensive option if you get the flowers from a cemetery.