I marinaded a sirloin this morning with olive oil, garlic, salt, pepper, and worcestershire sauce. That sucker is sittin nice in the fridge, waiting to be cooked and devoured.
#6. You’re attending an SEC football game.
#7. You’re visiting a friend/friends or they are visiting you.
#8. You’re on Vacation
#9. Boredome
#10. We know there are a lot more reasons why you can get college drunk, so I’ll just stop here.
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57 minute shower? We only know what that means…
Jeez, you need to calm down…Relax.
There’s no better way to wind down after a long week like throwing on netflix and getting hammered alone.
They should’ve added another, “Wildcard.” This drunk could be any of the others, on any given night–this one doesn’t fit into a box.
SAVAGE AS FUCK!
Mark my words, there is only one person savage enough to take on the back nine and win this thing outright…Jordan Spieth.
Hahahaha
Press should be #2 and Tobin Heath deserves better than #9. Press is flawless.
Cool I guess, but Galileo was a astronomer, not a biologist–so I don’t think he study potatoes.
Never leaving.
I marinaded a sirloin this morning with olive oil, garlic, salt, pepper, and worcestershire sauce. That sucker is sittin nice in the fridge, waiting to be cooked and devoured.
And yes, I know I got the numbers wrong. I just got back from vacation, give me a break.
#6. You’re attending an SEC football game.
#7. You’re visiting a friend/friends or they are visiting you.
#8. You’re on Vacation
#9. Boredome
#10. We know there are a lot more reasons why you can get college drunk, so I’ll just stop here.
I was actually pretty excited when I got jury duty. But I got a sweet DUI case that was pretty interesting…Case was dropped.
#6. Turkey bacon and an egg.
It’s one of the greatest mysteries of modern America–why the hell ASU?
All about Morning Drive
This was a dream that me and some college buddies came up with. Being a trophy husband would be great.
If you don’t like “the super drunk guy,” don’t go to an SEC football game.
Of course, England restricting personal freedom once more.