I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

I tried to get up early and run today. I didn’t get up early and run today. PGP.

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.

Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.

Being surprised at how fast the day goes when you actually do work. PGP.

I’m old enough to remember when Facebook required you to have a .edu email address to become a member. PGP.