My co-workers still ask how my ex is doing. PGP.

I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.

Looking forward to listening to my new audio book on my commute home tonight. #PGP

My friends moms aren’t hot anymore.

Being asked what your plans are for the weekend by older coworkers then extremely disappointing them with your response. PGP.

Missing the bachelor party but attending the wedding. PGP.