Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.

I actually have a lot of responsibility and very little oversight at my job. It’s terrifying. PGP.

A coworker asked if I have any kids. I said, “Man, I hope not.” They did not find it amusing. PGP.

That moment of anxiety between logging into your bank account and waiting for the page to load. PGP.

Getting a text from a friend asking, “What are you doing this this weekend?” at 11am on a Tuesday. PGP.