“There’s no one new around you.” Story of my life. PGP.

Doing online typing tests so it sounds like you’re diligently working. PGP.

Tindering at a wedding. PGP.

A room full of Room Essentials. A pantry half full of Market Pantry. PGP.

Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

Going to the other Chipotle for fear of becoming a regular at the closer one. PGP.

I’ve forecasted the potato salad kickstarter campaign to raise more money in this month than I what I’m going to earn over the next two years. PGP.