I’ve always been partial to Bloomington, Indiana’s finest gentlemen’s club, Night Moves. Because you can always count on a good time when you’re going into a place named after a Bob Seger song about teenagers hooking up in the backseat of a Chevy.
“There’s nothing embarrassing about seeing a therapist”
This cannot be overstated. There’s always help available. I once had a patient who was very lucky and was unsuccessful at a suicide attempt. After a week in the hospital, we were able to give him counseling and medication, and he said that was the first time he had felt like himself in years. He was an extremely likeable guy who just had refused to reach out for help until got the best him.
There’s no shame in asking for help when you need it.
You just completely changed the way I look at men having sex with men. Not necessarily in a positive or negative way, but it sure as hell is radically different.
Dipping a frog in paint and letting it hop around would be pretty cool. But it’s also not art. It’s what bored elementary school kids would do during summer vacation.
In other words, the shittiest episode of Phineas and Ferb.
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Wait, being afraid of dating a fit chick is actually a thing?
I never knew that was the name of those things. I always just called them “Raphael swords”.
Surprisingly low? How much do people think optometrists make?
I think that’d have to be considered advanced first aid, at the very least.
I’ve always been partial to Bloomington, Indiana’s finest gentlemen’s club, Night Moves. Because you can always count on a good time when you’re going into a place named after a Bob Seger song about teenagers hooking up in the backseat of a Chevy.
On the other hand, I’m not completely sure this is satire:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-facebook-user-incredibly-stupid,36712/
Nothing wrong with checking PGP after sex.
“There’s nothing embarrassing about seeing a therapist”
This cannot be overstated. There’s always help available. I once had a patient who was very lucky and was unsuccessful at a suicide attempt. After a week in the hospital, we were able to give him counseling and medication, and he said that was the first time he had felt like himself in years. He was an extremely likeable guy who just had refused to reach out for help until got the best him.
There’s no shame in asking for help when you need it.
8. Drunk driving
At least the thief has good taste in music. Beer, on the other hand…
I’m honestly really surprised that T. Boone isn’t the richest man in the state of Oklahoma.
Heh heh…mule
Madonna’s “Like a Prayer”
I know it was supposed to be a rhetorical question, but the answer is “Blurred Lines.” That was the last massive summer song.
If you don’t like what’s swimming around in the waters of Cleveland, you just set it all on fire.
So that’s what it’s like to be on the business end of Power Moves, huh?
You just completely changed the way I look at men having sex with men. Not necessarily in a positive or negative way, but it sure as hell is radically different.
And yet, evolution still doesn’t have an answer for whiskey dick.
Dipping a frog in paint and letting it hop around would be pretty cool. But it’s also not art. It’s what bored elementary school kids would do during summer vacation.
In other words, the shittiest episode of Phineas and Ferb.
I read #3 and thought, “Hey, this could be me!” But then I moved on to #4 and had reality slap me in the face in the cruelest way possible.