I was the only one left in the office at 5:00, and the janitor came by my desk and informed me, “You know, you’re not getting any extra credit for staying late.” PGP.

When you crack a beer at 3, and Pandora immediately plays an ad about addiction. PGP.

I have two sets of tupperware with similar but not matching lids and it’s slowly driving me insane. PGP.

Bright and breezy while at work. Dark and cold when you get off. PGP.

Girlfriend puked in an Uber this weekend, considering taking $300 out of a mutual fund that I parked away cash for her engagement ring. PGP.