Just realized I’ve reached that point in my life where someone giving me a tie as a gift is socially acceptable. PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

Went home with a colleague on Friday after a company night out; the Monday fear is crippling. PGP.

Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

Hungover right now because I got too drunk while fixing things around the house yesterday. PGP.

My friends got married and engaged this past weekend. I wasted $7 on a claw crane. PGP.

Thanks to the column about Disney songs, I now have “I Just Can’t Wait to be King” stuck in my head. PGP.