Coworker just asked me if I ever drink so much that I feel sick the next morning. I’m hungover right now. PGP.

I’ve started getting irrationally angry at emails that do not have easy to read fonts. PGP.

Turns out the guy I’m going on a date with tonight is 6’8″ which makes him 20 inches taller than me. PGP.

Office manager printed out a list of everyone’s birthdays. I’m not on it but the girl hired 6 months after me is. PGP.

I just sat though a conference call at a house party. PGP.

Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

Bought a large bag of wings for $10 and had them for dinner everyday this week. PGP.

I was 150% productive yesterday; I’m about 30% productive today. It’s called balance. PGP.

My boss came up to me and asked for motivation to get him through the day. PGP.