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Heyyy=buttstuff
I’m sorry, I thought dominating another mammal species was just goddamn American.
At this point in my life if any vagina is involved, as compared to my hand, I’m thoroughly ecstatic.
Sarah, no.
I’m sorry. I thought this was a postgrad website.
As Benjamin Franklin once said, “Pussy is pussy, playa.”
Is this supposed to be a metaphor for all of your writing?
Too* I must be functionally illiterate today.
It’s not delivery. It’s store brand.
Deleting Facebook was a borderline orgasmic experience for me, but then again I don’t set the bar to high for orgasms. #NewYearSameHand
I think Knox already has a while ago.
I don’t wish anyone a merry anything because fuck everyone.
Didn’t you read the other articles? We are all staying the fuck in.
There isn’t.
Sit the next few plays out, chief. You’ll get ’em next time.
Did he get a raise?
Former me: wow, I wish Sarahsolfails would quit writing articles.
Current me: wow, I wish Sarahsolfails would quit writing articles.
Autoerotic asphyxiation is sooooo 2014. #
Don’t go out. Spend it alone drinking cheap whiskey and jerking off into the New Year.
Any kind of work I do around the holidays triples my nicotine use easily.