The CEO forgot to invite me to a meeting that our entire department was in attendance for. PGP.

Setting private daily meetings on my work calendar at 3 pm to play HQ in the bathroom. PGP.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.

The “I had fun last night, but didn’t really feel a strong connection” follow-up text. PGP.

One of the partners brought me along with him to a college basketball game, so as a thanks I bought him a beer. He didn’t want it. PGP.