Spending the rest of your day after lunch attempting to orchestrate a fantasy football trade. PGP.

Wanting to go back to school with the interns. PGP.

Literally destroying your desk, apartment and car to find all this months receipts for your expense report. PGP.

Coming to the haunting conclusion that two years of experience and a Finance degree still isn’t enough for employers. PGP.

The first word out of my mouth every day is “fuuuuuuck.” PGP.

Mastering the art of looking busy and maintaing zero productivity. PGP.

Waiting 5 minutes after your boss leaves early, then leaving early. PGP.

I’m looking for a friend with competitive benefits. Less sexting and more 401k. PGP.

At this point, I’d rather have Lloyd’s job under Ari Gold. PGP.

Monday through Friday. PGP.