Break room toaster was thrown out for attracting ants. Now I have to microwave my Pop Tarts like some animal. PGP.

Getting put down as a reference. PGP

On paper, I’m an adult. PGP

Even not working is turning into a chore. PGP

I sit through two separate one hour meetings every single day just to say “no report”. PGP.

I feel no shame for job searching during my morning coffee dump.

It’s that time on Friday when I stop caring.

Scooped up some new Tupperware on Prime Day. PGP

“Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations”