HR reminds me of the Sons of The Harpy. PGP

I remember when waking up stiff in the morning was a good thing. PGP.

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.

The handicap stall in my office has the worst cell reception. PGP.

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.

Getting a job rejection email from a baby boomer who has a high school diploma. PGP.

I get excited for training classes out of state because it’s the closest I come to a real vacation

Those people on the technical school commercials look more happy and successful than me. PGP.

Putting “Fake Smiling” on my Linkedin skills page