Today I had to use a sick day for another job interview. My boss called my doctor. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

I need to get new friends, but I won’t. PGP.

A girl from Tinder just found me on LinkedIn. PGP.

My only active group text message is with my parents. PGP.

The guy next to me eats 8-10 popsicles a day. PGP.

Bringing your lunch to work so you can afford to drink after. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

Someone hacked my debit card and took $40. Caused my account to over draft. PGP.

I used to hate it when my mom packed me NutriGrain bars for lunch. I would almost kill for one right now. PGP.