Weighing out the pros and cons of a semi-serious car accident on the way to work. PGP.

Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.

Netflix autopay just overdrafted my checking account. PGP.

I test my desk at least once a day to see if I could actually flip it when I eventually rage quit this job. PGP.

My company put me in charge of ordering new business cards for everyone. Say hello to your new Executive Vice President of Marketing Coordination. PGPM.

I swear my company installed wi-fi blockers in all the restrooms. PGP.

Just told a joke to the guy in the cube next to me. He wasn’t there. PGP.

I bet Jake from State Farm makes more than I do. PGP.

Just got a raise. Still poor. PGP.

All my friends are assholes, but I have no idea where you find new ones. PGP.