I’m getting too old to hit on the interns. PGP

Everyone in the office is at Oaks drinking bourbon and betting on horses and I’m sitting here in my cube because I don’t have PTO yet. PGP.

“Can you believe Ben didn’t pick Jojo?” PGP.

Losing all motivation to lift on the commute home. PGP

My boss ordered everyone pizza right after I left for lunch.

My manager’s power point formatting is giving me anxiety. PGP.