Just downloaded PokemonGo and can’t get any work done.

These posts are becoming increasingly more accurate. PGP.

Living in constant fear that your boss will find out that you are just making it up as you go. PGP.

All of the new hires come to me with questions they don’t want to ask the boss. I don’t know the answers either. PGP.

My dog is so afraid of fireworks that he breaks open my bedroom door, jumps on the bed, and pees through my comforter. PGP.

My boss is harassing me but our HR office has a glass wall so I’m too scared to go in and say anything.