Boss asked me if I was hungover today at work. Didn’t drink last night, however I’m not wearing makeup today. PGP.

The insurance policy for the person that rear ended me was apparently cancelled and they can’t find a new policy. PGP.

Being happy that your friend’s wedding is next calendar year because you already used all your vacation days. PGP.

Apparently my headset does not actually mute while I’m on conference calls. PGP.