When I was an intern the woman next to me spoke on the phone literally non-stop from 9-3 and would then leave work. The conversation that haunts me the most was her spending a half hour talking to another woman about their periods syncing up. Astounding.
So you need a list of talking points provided for you by the guy to get him to engage in the conversation then? Why not just let the guy start the conversation if that’s the case.
Send us a snap of the back bar so we can see what you guys are working with/evaluate the Whole Foods scene. I’m looking for somewhere to spend MLK day.
Was once at the eggs section of a Whole Foods in Chicago and a guy says, “Cage free eggs, isn’t that just awesome”. Wanted to politely tell him I didn’t give a single fuck about where the eggs came from but pulled a TGDAG and left my cart right then and there instead. Not sorry.
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Oh my god. What is wrong with women.
I hope Brady puts Manning in the grave tomorrow.
Some people just get in weird situations on occasion. Other people are disturbed and create weird situations like these.
You could say brunch is one of your vices, Will.
Clinton is basically the Seahawks. Solid in most facets but just unbearably douchey.
Gotta throw a little Coffee Meets Bagel in there.
Honestly, sounds like a phenomenal Wednesday. Also, where is this 50 cent bud light place? Need that in my life.
Sign me up.
I’d rather someone walk in on me in my office snorting a line off my desk than have them see me stuffing tobacco up my nose.
When I was an intern the woman next to me spoke on the phone literally non-stop from 9-3 and would then leave work. The conversation that haunts me the most was her spending a half hour talking to another woman about their periods syncing up. Astounding.
So you need a list of talking points provided for you by the guy to get him to engage in the conversation then? Why not just let the guy start the conversation if that’s the case.
This really saddened me.
“Red. Not too dry. Not too fruity.”
Hey, at least you get to pick what the food is.
Are you kidding? Like 90% of girls profiles are blank or have their stupid instagram handle with the pizza emoji.
Totally lost it at my desk with this. Hysterical.
Did I write this when I was blacked out? I have no recollection of submitting this column.
Send us a snap of the back bar so we can see what you guys are working with/evaluate the Whole Foods scene. I’m looking for somewhere to spend MLK day.
Was once at the eggs section of a Whole Foods in Chicago and a guy says, “Cage free eggs, isn’t that just awesome”. Wanted to politely tell him I didn’t give a single fuck about where the eggs came from but pulled a TGDAG and left my cart right then and there instead. Not sorry.
Will, tell me about the talent.