Nobody says you can’t enjoy Netflix, wine and pizza but those can’t be the most prominent attributes you have. If that’s all you have to offer or what you always want to do, I’ve got better ways to waste my time. Also, the dude commentator owns a house in the friend-zone, what a pussy.
Thursday nights are like that old flame you just can’t quit. Always seems like a good idea and a good time, but you’re not going to like yourself come the next morning. But, as you say, #RidetheWave.
Law school is literally only worth it if you go to a top 25ish law school or finish in the top 10% of your class. Otherwise you’ll be toiling away at $50k a year for a while with $100K+ in loans. Top law firms pay a shit load though, like $175k to first year attorneys.
I just really want all three of the big theories to be true. R+L=J, Grand Northern Conspiracy and Cleganebowl. Seems like a stretch since that mother fucker never gives us what we want.
Speaking of sex, did it seem like there was an abnormally large number of women wearing white pants in the chi today to you too, Johnny? Must be the weather, love it.
Preach. Every Bumble profile says some variation of “netflix, wine, pizza, fluent in sarcasm”. Kill me, please. No wonder chivalry is dead. You killed it, ladies.
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Nobody says you can’t enjoy Netflix, wine and pizza but those can’t be the most prominent attributes you have. If that’s all you have to offer or what you always want to do, I’ve got better ways to waste my time. Also, the dude commentator owns a house in the friend-zone, what a pussy.
Thursday nights are like that old flame you just can’t quit. Always seems like a good idea and a good time, but you’re not going to like yourself come the next morning. But, as you say, #RidetheWave.
MSU is a huge school. Too mainstream.
No Grandex women. Proving once again we are the superior gender. #YesAllWomen
Not getting laid last weekend seems to be getting to you. Let the hate flow through you, man.
Old flame is in PA school at Johns Hopkins and I’ll never forgive myself for letting that walk now.
Law school is literally only worth it if you go to a top 25ish law school or finish in the top 10% of your class. Otherwise you’ll be toiling away at $50k a year for a while with $100K+ in loans. Top law firms pay a shit load though, like $175k to first year attorneys.
I just really want all three of the big theories to be true. R+L=J, Grand Northern Conspiracy and Cleganebowl. Seems like a stretch since that mother fucker never gives us what we want.
Puuuuuuuke
I mean, if she had a Victoria Secret Angel’s ass I would probably put up with this shit too. I respect Todd’s plight.
Definitely took a longer route to Cafecito today.
Hot take there but I’m good with it either way.
#blessed. Photo column.
Must have been a dozen on my bus to the loop today. Couldn’t focus for the first hour in the office.
Speaking of sex, did it seem like there was an abnormally large number of women wearing white pants in the chi today to you too, Johnny? Must be the weather, love it.
I’ve got the scaries over this season already.
Wanderlust and every photo is a selfie in your fucking car.
Preach. Every Bumble profile says some variation of “netflix, wine, pizza, fluent in sarcasm”. Kill me, please. No wonder chivalry is dead. You killed it, ladies.
Got your panties in a bunch over nothing, huh? Rollingstone is a fitting name for you.
K.