I suppose I can sort of buy into those points but not completely. It’s not like 2.5 hours is a long time and unless the person is really off putting I have a hard time making a judgement after just 30 minutes. The money aspect I could see how that may seem like a concern but if the difference between $30-$40 worth of drinks and a decent dinner is so terrifying you probably should have picked a different restaurant. Or you shouldn’t be going out because you should be looking for a second job.
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I kind of hope all the really sexual ones are from the same friend. She sounds frisky.
Fast forward to 17 minutes left to avoid any Bachelorette talk.
I suppose I can sort of buy into those points but not completely. It’s not like 2.5 hours is a long time and unless the person is really off putting I have a hard time making a judgement after just 30 minutes. The money aspect I could see how that may seem like a concern but if the difference between $30-$40 worth of drinks and a decent dinner is so terrifying you probably should have picked a different restaurant. Or you shouldn’t be going out because you should be looking for a second job.
I like most of your list (and some of Five38’s top 20 too) but how you gonna call anything by Drake and co. a “timeless classic”?
I don’t understand how eating is any more pressure than drinking. Have a couple drinks beforehand and something at dinner to take the pressure off.
I just imagine a lot of melodramatic music playing while you write and think about this. Soft as jigglypuff.
You won’t have to worry about people coming around to talk to you much longer since everyone will quickly realize you’re a giant prick.
$98 an hour? You’re a cheap whore
Thoughts and prayers to you.
Sandlot is hands down the best movie name here. Unrelated, but that retard Rudy lined up offsides.
Honestly, sounds like a good night. Get the feeling Emily is fucking minx, a wildcat in the sack.
White v-neck undershirt at work, but never when you’re out and about.
I regret nothing. Never admit you made a mistake.
Well now this sucks.
Holllllaaaa Alllaaaahhhh
Just wanted to let y’all know I’ve fought my scares off by drinking a dozen beers before 2 today. See you folks tomorrow, have a good week.
Can’t stop, won’t stop.
Round is a shape. Fatty.
Stock photo girls can catch it too.
JK, hit the gym you fat fucks.